In the wee hours of the morning, I woke up to hear the washroom being used. Must be old Benjiboy. I thought to myself, lifting my head from the jelly-like mattress Alfred got me for mother's day.
I prepared myself a humble cup of water, and skipped along to the bathroom, arming myself with plungers, brushes and Gif (Ah, Gif....). But to my surprise, the toilet was spanner than spick!
I checked the mirrors, the windows, the loo. All were shinier than speckles can be! So I put down my weapons of cleaning and skipped along to the dining table, where I saw a card propped up for a mother's reading.
At first, I thought it was another one of Melmel's wake-me-up notes. Then, I saw the oversized handwriting of Fattyfatfatfat Nick!
Oh of course his pudgy fingers couldn't handle the Swiss pen!
I read it, and it read;
Waking up in the morning,
Five A.M. sharp.
Singing us to wake,
A voice like a harp.
Oh when the delicious food is tasted,
The meal's consumed and nothing's wasted...
Keeping the house spicker than span,
and so on this day, I have something to share...
On this day, Mother's day,
You're my mother, hooray!
So I'll tell the other kids as the day is done...
"I'm proud to be my father's wife's son!"
And that really brought a large tear to my eye.
Then Ollie, who was prancing around with a miniature camera, jumped up and down in front of me, shouting "CLICKA CLICKA CLICK CLICK CLICKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wheeeeheeee! Wheeeeee! Yeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
I took the mini-camera from him and realised it was a gimmick camera with pre-taken photos! A frog couldn't have made this (Although frogs DID prove that a dead guy can be brought back to life)!
I put it to my eyes and I saw Nickyboy floundering in a leather jacket in a Michael Jackson impersonation!
Then I clicked the camera and I saw my other lovelies!
What a great mother's day this was going to be, I could feel it!
(Guest post by Nick ;))
Excitedly,
Yols
I prepared myself a humble cup of water, and skipped along to the bathroom, arming myself with plungers, brushes and Gif (Ah, Gif....). But to my surprise, the toilet was spanner than spick!
I checked the mirrors, the windows, the loo. All were shinier than speckles can be! So I put down my weapons of cleaning and skipped along to the dining table, where I saw a card propped up for a mother's reading.
At first, I thought it was another one of Melmel's wake-me-up notes. Then, I saw the oversized handwriting of Fattyfatfatfat Nick!
Oh of course his pudgy fingers couldn't handle the Swiss pen!
I read it, and it read;
Waking up in the morning,
Five A.M. sharp.
Singing us to wake,
A voice like a harp.
Oh when the delicious food is tasted,
The meal's consumed and nothing's wasted...
Keeping the house spicker than span,
and so on this day, I have something to share...
On this day, Mother's day,
You're my mother, hooray!
So I'll tell the other kids as the day is done...
"I'm proud to be my father's wife's son!"
And that really brought a large tear to my eye.
Then Ollie, who was prancing around with a miniature camera, jumped up and down in front of me, shouting "CLICKA CLICKA CLICK CLICK CLICKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wheeeeheeee! Wheeeeee! Yeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
I took the mini-camera from him and realised it was a gimmick camera with pre-taken photos! A frog couldn't have made this (Although frogs DID prove that a dead guy can be brought back to life)!
I put it to my eyes and I saw Nickyboy floundering in a leather jacket in a Michael Jackson impersonation!
Then I clicked the camera and I saw my other lovelies!
What a great mother's day this was going to be, I could feel it!
(Guest post by Nick ;))
Excitedly,
Yols
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